(Pre-Order) Chronic Flare Up - Plush Stuffed Animal

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PRE-ORDER INFORMATION

Join the Pre-Order!

Chronic Flare Up Rabbit doesn't exist yet. It only gets made if 200 people want one, and we'd love for you to be one of them.

How it works:
Founding price $50. This is roughly 10% off the $55 retail price the rabbit will carry once it's in open production. Early believers get the better deal, permanently.

The goal: 200 pre-orders. The moment we hit that number, production begins and every pre-order is locked in.

Fully refundable. If we don't reach 200 pre-orders within 3 months, we don't make the rabbit, and you get every cent back. No store credit, no fine print, no risk.

Estimated release: March 2027. Plush production takes time, and this date is our honest best estimate. It may shift slightly either way, and if it moves significantly, we'll tell you.

One important note about combined orders:
Pre-ordering the Chronic Flare Up Rabbit means waiting for the rabbit. If you add other items to the same order, those items will be held and everything ships together once the plush is ready, which could mean a delay of several months for your whole package and possibly even items in the order selling out during the wait period.
If you'd like your other items sooner, the simplest fix is to place two separate orders: one for this rabbit, one for everything else.