(Pre-Order) Binge Watcher Bunny

Binge Watcher is for those of us who have ever settled in for “just one episode” and surfaced days later, blinking and stinking, as the credits rolled on a season finale. Its face is a test pattern frozen in time, the glow that greets you at 4 a.m. when even the streaming service has passed through the black mirror. The stitches around its arms and legs mark the spots where it was sewn into the sofa cushions. It isn’t relaxing. It simply can’t get up.

We made Binge Watcher for those of us who keep hitting “play next” long after the plot stopped making sense (/shakes fist at writers) and our legs quietly atrophied off. A zippered pouch keeps the (small) remote, snacks, or any other essentials close, because leaving the couch is no longer possible. Keep it beside you for your next binge and as a reminder that you’re not alone, you’re just one more episode away from becoming furniture.

 

 Symbolism:

📺 Extra large (/shakes fist at writers) Fist

📺 Frozen test pattern face mask - a reflection of the underlying mind state.

📺 Alchemy symbol for "12 hours" on back of head - day and night merged into one.

📺 Stitching scars for becoming one with the sofa

PRE-ORDER INFORMATION

Join the Pre-Order!

Binge Watcher Rabbit doesn't exist yet. It only gets made if 200 people want one, and we'd love for you to be one of them.

How it works:
Founding price $50. This is roughly 10% off the $55 retail price the rabbit will carry once it's in open production. Early believers get the better deal, permanently.

The goal: 200 pre-orders. The moment we hit that number, production begins and every pre-order is locked in.

Fully refundable. If we don't reach 200 pre-orders within 3 months, we don't make the rabbit, and you get every cent back. No store credit, no fine print, no risk.

Please note that pre-orders must be bought alone, should you somehow manage to add a extra items into your cart, be advised the whole order will be held until ready to ship.

Estimated release: March 2027. Plush production takes time, and this date is our honest best estimate. It may shift slightly either way, and if it moves significantly, we'll tell you. Should your order contain a freebie, if that freebie 'sells out' before the order is shipped, we will replace it with another freebie item)

 

 

IMPORTANT NOTE Regarding the design of our health-related Plushie Dreadfuls. We take the topics of health and health awareness seriously. That's why our design team only creates plushies related to health issues with which they have direct experience. In cases where our team does not have direct experience, we assemble an external team of experts to help guide our creative process. In addition, we use Crowd Design to engage a wide range of voices via platforms like Instagram and Facebook. We gather and respond to feedback from our audience - many of whom have direct experience with the health issues we're exploring. And while we strive to represent as many aspects of a particular health issue as possible while avoiding stereotypical symptoms, we hope you understand that plush toys as an artistic medium do limit the full expression of a particular issue to those things that can be crafted in fabric and stitching. 

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