{"product_id":"card-guard-rabbit-plush-keychain-accessory","title":"Card Guard Rabbit Plush Keychain Accessory","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eThe Card Guard exemplifies so much of what's wrong in the world these days.\u003cbr\u003eHired to do a thing - guard. Tasked with an entirely different thing - paint.\u003cbr\u003eAnd now he's responsible for everything that goes wrong with guarding AND painting. And did he get a pay raise? A new and fancier job title?\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eNo. All he got was threatened. WITH BEHEADING!\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv\u003eWith that in mind, you'll forgive him for what comes next.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eHe sought to escape. Reasonable enough given the circumstances.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eThough his method was a little unorthodox. Then again we're talking about a talking talking playing card who lives in Wonderland - not exactly the Land of Orthodoxy.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eAnyway, he ate some cake. But not just any cake, no. The Getting Small kind.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv\u003eAnd small he got! Small enough now that you can hold him in one hand.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eOr clip him to your purse.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eSmall enough in fact that he's now down on the level of the hedgehogs.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eNice thing about the hedgehogs. No one threatens to \"off\" their heads.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eHe's escaped the Queen's Garden and now you can adopt him!\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0306\/6745\/files\/banner_01_large.png?v=1516982636\" alt=\"\" loading=\"lazy\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIncludes:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e1x 5 inch Card Guard Rabbit Plush Keychain\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cem\u003eRegular sized plush as well as any purses NOT included and \u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cem\u003eshown for size \u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0306\/6745\/files\/heart-banner-top_large.png?v=1516982636\" loading=\"lazy\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003ePlushie Dreadfuls Card Guard Rabbit is Copyright of Mysterious LLC and is exclusively available at plushiedreadfuls.com\u003cbr\u003ePlushie Dreadfuls is a trademark of Mysterious LLC\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBeware of imitations and copycats\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Mysterious Studio","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52945617256679,"sku":"ACC-CARDGRDKEYCHAIN","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0809\/5888\/2023\/files\/card-guard-rabbit-plush-keychain-accessory-107.jpg?v=1793314913","url":"https:\/\/goodsvelnora.shop\/products\/card-guard-rabbit-plush-keychain-accessory","provider":"Cavelle House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}